| 1. you carry that damn walrus on your back to school every damn day! (me: wtf?) |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 2. you hit people with sticks...or your cane...whatever is handy at the moment. |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 3. you bruise easily and stuff. |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 4. you have large, painful "lumps" somewhere on your body... |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 5. BAHHH in my day, we walked 5 miles UPHILL BOTH WAYS!!! |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 6. sometimes when you laugh hard, you pee... |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 7. you always have a glass of water handy to wash your dentures/glass eye/peg leg |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 8. you have a memory??? OHHH A LLAMA!!!!- |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 9. your boobs are way too huge...sometimes you rest them on the table to give yourself a break |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 10. you have large blocks of blank space in your memory... |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 11. your "bling" has made you walk like the hunchback of notre dame...*cough* LOSER |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 12. you like butt sex...a lot! |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 13. you are already smokin' a pack a day...and i'm not talkin weed here kids...wait. weed=/= packs. |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 14. you take naps in school frequently, only to wake up disoriented and lost...for 2 hrs |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
| 15. you hear the phrase "say it don't spray it" directed at you a lot |
no freakin way... |
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heck yes... |
