| 1. You now can see your entire penis. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 2. Sex is now a struggle to keep from not a struggle to get. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 3. You jerk off to "Roadhouse" |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 4. The six pack of beer is a six pack of muscle. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 5. When you cum all you get is a protein shake. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 6. Can party hard with out throwing up. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 7. Have a noticable beer belly. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 8. Do you make fun of yourself to get others to laugh? |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 9. Do you cry when you realize that you can't see your penis? |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 10. Your six pack is a pack of Bud Light. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 11. Do you sweat when watching others run? |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 12. You stare at yourself naked in the mirror just to say "damn sexy" |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 13. You have a 900 pack. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 14. Hey you can see most of your penis! |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 15. Your arms are as big as a watermelon. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 16. Does your dinner consist of a midget, some barbeque sauce, and a blanket? |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 17. When you get a boner your belly roles lift up just a little. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 18. Can go for miles and keep on going. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 19. You still can't see your penis. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 20. WOW you have bisecps on your eyes. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 21. You sleep with a snack pack next to you. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 22. Food is how you spell your name. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 23. Have a couple extra lbs. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 24. Can you find a three course meal in your closet? |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 25. Your mouth slightly waters when you think of food. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
