| 1. Do you eat meat? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 2. Do you like to sit by the computer, knowing everything around it while you're eating? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 3. Do you like sitting back in your favorite chair with the newspaper in your hand in front of the fire and just relax? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 4. Do you have a lot of bright clothes in your closet? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 5. Are your favorite bands often dressed in wicked clothes and jumps around on stage making funny moves very often screaming their asses off? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 6. Do you know a lot about computers, graphics and soundcards and also how to make webbpages, and also plays a lot of computer games? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 7. Do you like anime, manga and other japanese shit? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 8. Do you fall down on the floor drooling and screaming like a retarded fuck when you get tired screaming that you could cut your own balls to get to see Iron Maiden play live? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 9. Do you like to run around in the forest with a black leather robe playing a panflute in the true metal way? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 10. Techno leads to stress, stress leads to pain, pain leads to suffering, suffering leads to death? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 11. Do you like to hang around with a lot of different people? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 12. Do you break things laughing when you get tired, just by drinking a lot of Coke? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 13. Do you like fashion and popmusic? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 14. Are you the one sitting behind the talking group playing soft folkish songs on the guitar? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 15. Are you into punkmusic and kicking someones balls? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 16. Do you like to shredd a guitar really fast in the true metal way? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 17. Do you like to complain about the fashion, the screamo and the everything in he true metal way? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 18. Are you the one playing Xbox and restarting it with a long stick because you are too lazy moving to it and press the button, and then hit your brother with the same stick? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 19. Do you change your hairstyle very often? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 20. Do you eat a lot of chicken? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 21. Do you consume A LOT of coffee? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 22. Are you small and tiny, have long hair and VERY feminin legs? (Even if you are the most not-woman-at-all ever seen) |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 23. Do you like to sit and jerk off in your room? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
| 24. Do you ever wish to revive Curt Cobain? |
Hell No! |
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Fuck yeah! |
