| 1. Thick, long, and Strong |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 2. I am not girly, tiny, or delicate |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 3. Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket? |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 4. I am soft and delicate |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 5. I am unusual. Perhaps rayon or polyester |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 6. I am tough and serve my purpose well |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 7. There are not many of my type |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 8. I am really quite fuzzy and cute |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 9. I am comfortable and baggy |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 10. I keep you warm. Really warm. |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 11. I may have been used as a de-moistener at some point |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
| 12. Bleach hurts me! |
Urg, that makes me dirty |
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That cleans me right up! |
