| 1. You are probably covered in embryonic fluid |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 2. You are basically the cutest thing ever |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 3. There is a guy wearing socks and sandals standing behind you. |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 4. You are a freak of nature |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 5. I have no idea what you're talking about |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 6. I promote breakfast consumption, especially of pastries of sorts |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 7. There is something really really wrong here. |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 8. I have cute, long ears |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 9. You are practically pocket-sized |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 10. I twitch my nose when I'm happy or nervous |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 11. You enjoy illicit substances |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 12. You have a prehensile digit |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 13. You are a victim of peer pressure |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 14. You are in a place that you don't know how you got there |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 15. You are very young |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
| 16. You are soft and cuddly |
You're joking, right? |
|
*sigh* yes. |
