| 1. Have you ever pissed your pants and liked it? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 2. Is this quiz amusing you? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 3. Do You Ever Get Severe Road Rage and Have The Sudden Erge To tell off Chinese People and light things on fire? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 4. Have You Ever Sat In A Pile Of Your Own Feces Reading Guns and Amo and Sudenly Snap Back Into Reality and realize that your nuts? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 5. During a serious conversation with your manager at work... have you ever fantasized about smashing his face with a hammer? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 6. Do you ever stare off into space for long periods of time? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 7. Do you ever scratch your ass while staring off into space? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 8. Have you ever shouted out 'Bob Sagget' in a walmart shopping store? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 9. Do you know all the teqchniques of disposing a dead body? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 10. Have You Ever Run Down The Street Naked Screaming "I dont give a flying fuck"? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 11. Do You Wonder What a Badger Fart Smells Like? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 12. Do You ever smash your face against objects while laughing hysterically and saying "I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 13. Do you ever shove your finger up your ass and count backwards from ten? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 14. Do people ask you if you smoke Crack? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 15. Do ever shit in your hand and throw it at people? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 16. Do You Ever have the urge to say "I dont give a fuck" to everything everyone asks you? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 17. Do You ever feel like running naked down the street shouting " I couldn't give a fuck less" |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 18. Do You ever wanna shove a fat doughnut in Al Rokers face and say "eat it bitch"? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 19. Do you find other peoples suffering amusing? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 20. Is your head 'Jimmy Neutron Large'? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 21. Do you ever stick your fingers in your belly button and then smell them? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 22. Do You hate a guy just because his name is bob? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 23. Kiss my ass. This quiz sucks and you do too! |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
| 24. While shopping through the produce section in the super market do you ever inject oranges with a syringe filled with anthrax? |
Hell No |
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Fuck Yes |
