| 1. Your denim jeans are stone washed and tapered. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 2. You wear or carry at least 2 kinds of accessories. |
No way, dude! |
|
TOTES! |
| 3. You own at least one leather vest. |
No way, dude! |
|
TOTES! |
| 4. Really butch women or trans boys make you want to take your clothes off. |
No way, dude! |
|
TOTES! |
| 5. You know the difference between velvet and velour. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 6. You still hate Bill Clinton for signing the DOMA. |
No way, dude! |
|
TOTES! |
| 7. You are a vegetarian or vegan. |
No way, dude! |
|
TOTES! |
| 8. You believe binary gender is a social construct. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 9. You know what ACT-UP stands for. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 10. Having manners is of utmost importance. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 11. You are saving money to have top or bottom surgery. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 12. You own a pair of steel-toe boots. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 13. These names make you tingle: Ryobi, Makita, Dewalt. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 14. You drive a Subaru of some sort. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 15. You have your cellphone clipped to your belt. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 16. RAM and memory are the same thing. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 17. You're neither male or female. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 18. Your hairstyle resembles Hillary Clinton's or is VERY similar to hers. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
| 19. You'd rather be a little cold than look dumpy by putting on a heavy coat. |
No way, dude! |
|
TOTES! |
| 20. You always send a hand-written thank you note when you receive a gift. |
No way, dude! |
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TOTES! |
