| 1. Do you pick up road kill and use it for Fertilizer in your garden? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 2. Do you know how to clean false teeth? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 3. Do you know what NASCAR is? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 4. Do you have an above average home? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 5. Do you think that it is ok to marry a cousin? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 6. Do you have a "beer belly?" |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 7. Do you have or ever had a Mullet? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 8. Do you have a formal Outfit? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 9. Do you eat left overs 1 week or more after they were freshly cooked? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 10. Have you ever seen a farm? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 11. Do you know who Richard Petty is? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 12. Have you ever had thoughts of your pets in a sexual manner? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 13. Do you like country music? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 14. Do you know what a banjo is? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 15. Do you take showers or baths? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 16. Do you know who Ken Shrader is? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 17. Do your favorite drinks include Budwiser, Miller Lite, or Gennese? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 18. Can you read? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 19. Do you have your wife/husbands name as a tatoo? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
| 20. Have you ever worked on a farm? |
HELL NO! |
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HELL YEAH! |
