| 1. has God ever said to you "rehab or hit the road." |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 2. last week, your halo fell off and one of your wings became dislocated. |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 3. your fanasticalness was revealed when a friend licked your horn and tripped for 48 hrs |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 4. D.J. Seamus in da house! (i don't like being alone ) |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 5. you wish to gallop through fields of leprechauns and 17th century poets and OH MY GOD THE COLORS |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 6. others marvel at your large pectoral muscles and cough syrup-y smell. |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 7. the only people allowed under your bridge are your dealer and your mom |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 8. you dream of a life of cave-dwelling paralysis |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 9. you rather enjoy passing out in gutters on the streets of vancouver and waking up in your own ashes |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 10. he who sheds thine silver blood will trip balls! holla. |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 11. the year 1940 holds special significance for you |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 12. whenever it gets too hard to find a good vein you just die and come back with fresh ones. |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 13. you believe there is a first time for everything |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 14. you like dosing, going out to the pubs, and CHAIR DANCING NAKED!!!!!!!!!!! |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 15. I SMOKE ROCK |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 16. you pawned your harp. |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 17. your brain is deteriorating yet you manage to retain your remarkable lute-playing abilities |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 18. you cant seem to keep your hands off strangers |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 19. exploding lab do it! |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 20. you are compatible with rats, snake, monkies and roosters. and cave-dwelling paralysis |
hell naw |
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holla |
| 21. you can picture yourself soaring over vast fields of poppies. |
hell naw |
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holla |
