| 1. My case contains string, plumbers tape and a lump of beeswax |
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| 2. Sorry, I broke another string |
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| 3. Other players look to me for the next tune |
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| 4. I play more ornamentation than tune |
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| 5. I always have trouble with my triplets |
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| 6. I'm supremely confident with my music |
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| 7. It takes me twice as long as everyone else to tune up |
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| 8. It's taken 21 years to learn to play |
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| 9. I have a very supple right wrist |
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| 10. I can always be heard over the rest |
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| 11. I'm using a weird tuning cos I don't like capos |
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| 12. A flute player has drooled in my pint |
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| 13. All players tune to ME |
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| 14. I know every tune in the book - |
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| 15. I have a different insrument for every key |
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| 16. everyone stops and listens to me! |
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| 17. I only need to tune up at the start |
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| 18. I play my cards close to my chest |
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| 19. I aleays get bought a pint |
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| 20. I take ages to get tuned up |
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