| 1. Everyone knows that murderers are the real victims. |
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| 2. The Hillside Strangler, Heaven's Gate cult, Watergate and your ninth birthday: all related! |
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| 3. You enjoy stealing stuff because.... eh, whatever. |
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| 4. Nothing makes you feel more in control than eating nothing but celery for days at a time. |
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| 5. Do you have trouble resisting the urge to say "motherfucking cocksucker" when praying? |
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| 6. "I swear to God that woman from Starbucks keeps putting arsenic in my mocha!" |
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| 7. Are you so tired throughout the day, you can't sleep at night? |
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| 8. It seems you're always on some sort of diet. |
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| 9. The roll and the lions maybe because I think I'll wear my beachball fall tomorrow. |
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| 10. "This world is bullshit." |
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| 11. You've had 10+ boyfreinds and /or girlfriends in the past 1-3 months. |
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| 12. Smiling; not just overrated, impossible. |
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| 13. The thought of eating 3 cheeseburgers makes you wanna puke; you then eat 3 cheeseburgers and puke. |
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| 14. Does the idea of stuffing a cat with lighted firecrackers sound like fun? |
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| 15. Can you just see all those germs squirming around on your keyboard right now? |
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| 16. "One day, I'm model gorgeous, the next, I look hideous! Oh my God, seriously what's WRONG with me?" |
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| 17. Most things in life can be looked at as "all good"or "all bad." |
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| 18. "Forgetting to turn off the oven" has a catastrophic meaning. |
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