| 1. Are your nails painted black? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 2. Do you often shop at Abercrombie and Bitch, American Eagle, Hollister, Ralph Lauren, etc.? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 3. Do you like: Simple Plan, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Dashboard Confessional? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 4. Do you write deep, depressing poetry about the pain of life? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 5. Do you wear perfectly cleaned 500-buck shoes that match perfectly with everything else you're wearin |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 6. Do you wear a ponytail that's high and/or slightly crooked |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 7. Do you spend a good 50% of your time on the computer hacking into random websites? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 8. If someone were to look at your arms, would they have some muscle? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 9. Do you play electric guitar--like all your other friends? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 10. Is your hair highlighted so much to the extent that the natural color is in question? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 11. Do you wear pants that are too short? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 12. Do you look forward to PE? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 13. Do others see you depressed? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 14. Do you have a lot of friends?- |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 15. Do you think you listen to real punk rock? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 16. Do you overreact when someone makes a mistake in PE? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 17. Are the words "like" and "ohmygawd" commonly inserted into your conversations? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 18. Are your shirts often so short and your pants so tight and low that we see more then we want to? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 19. Do you wear kilts, fishnets, Chuck Taylors, fuck bracelets, and lots of black eyeliner? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
| 20. Do you play sports out of school by choice? |
Fuck, no |
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Damn straight |
