| 1. My father has played a large role in my decision to become an artist. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 2. I believe in cleanliness and simplicity. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 3. I would like to be in a New York Times Magazine layout. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 4. Val Kilmer is a good actor. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 5. Donkeys and crotchgoblins belong together. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 6. I aim towards a sexual expressiveness in my work. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 7. I am exceptionally tall and have a strange way of speaking. I am funny to myself and others. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 8. I believe that painting is easiest when I am drunk. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 9. I have great fashion sense, I like to be noticed in a crowd. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 10. I will continue to make paintings even after I have lost my mind and they will look amazing. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 11. I have elaborate revenge fantasies about those who have wronged me. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 12. I could spend years adjusting and fussing over a single square. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 13. Pastel colors are harbingers of doom. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 14. I love big asses. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 15. I heart violence and gore, especially bloody spews. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 16. I am expressive and brash, a deconstructor of fleshy forms. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 17. I love buck teeth on women. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 18. All problems can be solved with a palette knife. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 19. No one loves me and I am broke. I have big feelings. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 20. Decapitation is a great subject for a painting. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
