| 1. It could have worked ... you know what I'm talking about. |
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| 2. There’s nothing wrong with letting gays marry, everyone’s gotta do their own thing. |
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| 3. John Cleese is the funniest man on the face of the earth |
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| 4. The beret is an outstanding fashion statement. |
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| 5. The beaver is a truly noble animal. |
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| 6. Body hair is sexy. |
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| 7. You hang around with the cool kids but seriously, you're trying way too hard |
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| 8. No one really understands you. |
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| 9. Red’s your favorite colour. |
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| 10. I am great |
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| 11. High school was the best time of your life. Period. |
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| 12. Everyone’s out to get me, but I’ll get them first. Bastards. |
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| 13. Bud is not a real beer |
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| 14. Running away from a fight is the best course of action. |
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| 15. You’ve had dental work done before. Lots of dental work. |
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| 16. Don't mess with me, you know I'll fuck you up |
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| 17. Anything boiled tastes good. |
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| 18. Pinot Grigio? I wouldn’t offer that horse piss to sewer rats. |
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| 19. It’s probably better for everyone if things go my way. Not because I’m a bully or anything, it’s ju |
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| 20. Class will tell, snobbery isn’t such a bad thing. You can’t afford to be seen with the rabble. |
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| 21. I’ll fight if I have to, but I’d much rather talk things over first. |
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| 22. Americans have funny accents eh? |
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| 23. You couldn’t give directions to your own house, let alone expect anyone else to. |
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| 24. You have more than one y in your name. |
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| 25. Fighting is always the last resort … er second last … er third last … um... |
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