| 1. you don't understand why the whole band can't be a jazz band |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 2. when you're at marching band competitions, you have to tape your sleves shut. |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 3. Your section is usually filled with dumb blondes or brunettes, but mostly air heads |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 4. Your instrument might sound like a dying cat... |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 5. Your instrument is quiet by nature and your director is constantly telling you to play louder |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 6. you tend to hit the lunch table in a rythmic pattern |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 7. When people here your instrument, they think about a snake charmer***??? |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 8. 1 and 3 never 2 and 4 (beat-wise) |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 9. You are a tough competetor and your section is always switching chairs |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 10. If you're in the marching band, you're either carrying a 500 ton instrument or you're wearing it. |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 11. you are always told to "blow into the stand" |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 12. You're a girly girl or a man who doesn't care what the other guys think |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 13. you're very interested in drum corps |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 14. Your instrument is kinda on the low side |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 15. Your instrument might sound like a dying cow... |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 16. you never have your own valve oil |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 17. You never want just two of your instruments in a section because it's kinda hard to tune them... |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 18. you hate it when your section isn't featured |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 19. You're not exactly considered a concert band instrument sometimes, more for jazz |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 20. it's always easy for your instrument to be in tune |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 21. People admire you because your instrument is considered one of the hardest to play |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 22. Your section is always being told "stop over-blowing!" |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 23. you are drawn to brassy/woodwind instruments |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
| 24. You are attracted to silvery, long, buttony things...and you beat people with them |
heck no |
|
oh yeah |
