| 1. Nick Cage is Satan. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 2. Given the chance, would you bow down to Patrick Stewart |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 3. I do not like Nick Cage. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 4. Bald people are attractive. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 5. I can honestly that National Treasure was the most of my life I've ever wasted. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 6. Given the choice between Nick Cage and leprosy, I'd choose leprosy. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 7. I would never tamper in the dealings of other, alien races. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 8. Patrick Stewart is amazing. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 9. National Treasure was the worst movie I've ever seen. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 10. The world would be a better place if Nick Cage wasn't acting. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 11. I would never say Patrick Stewart's name in vain. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 12. Nick Cage is not a good actor. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 13. National Treasure and It's sequel are merely attacks on Patrick Stewart which reveal Nick Cage for the satan he is. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 14. I think that eternal life on the USS Enterprise is my eventual goal in life. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 15. Have you watched Star Trek: The Next Generation before? |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 16. Samuel L. Jackson would make a perfectly respectable religious leader. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 17. Are you a member of starfleet? |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 18. I feel that god didn't put me on this earth, Picard beamed me down. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 19. Nick Cage is the root of all evil. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
| 20. Picard went bald for our sins. |
Agree/Yes |
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Disagree/No |
