| 1. You aren't attracted to girls when you're sober. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 2. You've had at least one serious relationship with a female. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 3. Although females are wonderful, you still like guys too. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 4. You love the cock. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 5. You're a lesbian and you don't hesitate to let people know. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 6. You think girls are hot! |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 7. You've kissed a girl maybe once or twice but nothing serious; it just happened. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 8. You're homophobic.- |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 9. You've been with girls and guys, and don't have a preference. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 10. You know what cunnilingus means and enjoy doing it.. LOTS of it. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 11. You like guys. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 12. You like men and only men. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 13. You've broken up with a girl, or blew a girl off for a guy. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 14. You'd be with a girl, maybe, but nothing long-term or serious. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 15. You only do stuff with girls if there's some sort of mind-altering substance involved. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 16. You'd never be in a relationship with a girl. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 17. You'd commit to a girl. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 18. You could never be with a man because it would tarnish your image and rep as a big dyke. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 19. You kiss girls at parties for fun, or male attention. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 20. People sometimes hear you say things like "DAMN MALES" and "I hate men!" |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 21. You could never see yourself with a man. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 22. You have a boyfriend but would still consider doing stuff with girls if he said it was okay. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 23. You think the idea girl-on-girl is gross, or just not for you. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |
| 24. You don't let gender get in the way of who you'd love. |
Nuh-uh! |
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Uh-DUH!! |