| 1. You crack yourself up with what you think are hilarious jokes |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 2. You would say you've cheated death with the amount of alcohol you consume in one night |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 3. You avoid being DD at all costs, whether it's taking three consecutive shots before the DD is assigned or pretending to be temporarily deaf |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 4. You've worn blue face paint - - just answer the question |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 5. You believe alcohol is more of a sedative than a recreational activity |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 6. You've woken up and said "If this isn't my blood, then...?" |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 7. You've been woken up with a slap without knowing why someone felt the need to hit you |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 8. You've attempted, wanted, or have brewed your own beer |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 9. You have a secret stash reserved for your enjoyment |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 10. Part of your budget is set aside for "emergencies" |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 11. mmmmm beeeerrrr (slightly drooling) |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 12. Giggly is the best way to describe you while under the influence |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 13. You believe "Alcohol is the cause and solution to all of lifes problems." |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 14. You've at least once passed out on your kitchen table |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 15. You only drink when there's a reason to celebrate, you're with friends..or feeling down maybe....or bored |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 16. You've tried to fight inanimate objects on more than one occasion. This could include a streetlight, the street, or a lake |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 17. There's more than a little chance you will be dancing by the end of the night |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 18. You laugh frequently and for no apparent reason when intoxicated |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 19. People have expressed embarrassment or shame when with you at social gatherings |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 20. You've woken up and said, "Why am I bleeding?" |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 21. You have built up anger about a great many things |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 22. You know your limits, but sometimes you just don't care |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 23. You have no heart and are as cold has your metaphorical metal casing |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 24. People have informed you you're quite racist or a Chauvinistic pig when drunk |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
| 25. You say your a social drinker, your friends would replace "social" with "drunken" and "drinker" with "idiot" |
Nah |
|
Hehe, yea |
