| 1. Happiness is a warm gun. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 2. The UN is the Devil's plot. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 3. I'm ambivalent to gay marriage. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 4. America allows me to have pride. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 5. Joseph Lieberman is a great man. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 6. Happiness is a Bible reading. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 7. The UN is a plot to create a one-world government. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 8. No one can tell me how to live! Dagnabbit! |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 9. I miss Jerry Falwell. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 10. I used to support Democrats. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 11. Cut taxes. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 12. Happiness is the freedom to be fabulous. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 13. America is now an Empire! |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 14. I oppose executing gays and lesbians. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 15. The UN wants to take away my compound in the woods. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 16. Stand up to your enemies. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 17. I think it's all a conspiracy. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 18. America doesn't need the world. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 19. I'm socially liberal. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 20. I admire Abraham Lincoln in more ways than one. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
