| 1. People dont understand half of what you say, because the other half only happens in your head. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 2. You would probably impress her if she just saw your axe work on Guitar Hero! |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 3. Whoa, the storefronts in this mall are exactly like the ones in my hometown. WHO KNEW? |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 4. "Hey! Didn't we go to middle school together?" |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 5. You've just spent all day reading books about things that will never help you in life. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 6. You have used the word "poser" and taken yourself seriously. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 7. Did you ever have the urge to join the cross-country team, just because it was the only sport that would accept you? |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 8. Van Halen's entendres slip by you....they're so subtle! |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 9. "Why yes, I was on my way to Starbucks!" |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 10. You spent all of middle school lying about when you got your first kiss. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 11. You sit next to a girl on the subway because she looks really cute, but when she looks up, her eyes point in different directions. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 12. When you sit in the passenger seat of a car, you sit as close to the window as you can, but dont know why. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 13. THAT's what pot looks like? |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 14. You make a BRILLIANT pun that nobody but you gets. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 15. You dont really see what's so funny about the dialogue in porn. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 16. You sometimes catch yourself singing Green Day or Fall Out Boy songs under your breath. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 17. When a girl asks to borrow a jacket or some article of clothing, you willingly give it up because you are too distracted trying to come up with a one liner to answer her. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 18. "Why would I want to drive? My mom takes me anywhere I want!" |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 19. 4chan DOES TOO care if I got laid! |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
| 20. Some days, you just suddenly realize that that tasteful, relatively short haircut you got makes you look like a little kid. |
Oh yeah, all the time! |
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Nope, never happens to me. |
